BB WRITINGS

A/K/A The Good, the Bad, and the Just Plain Silly

updated 5/06/08


Note: poetry has been moved to the new bbpoems site as of 5/6/08.


The ADVENTURES of CAPTAIN APOSTROPHE
My alter ego - a super-hero who never splits an infinitive

BALLAD IN THE TRADITIONAL STYLE: FOR THE WORCESTER FIREMEN
On December 3rd, 1999, six Worcester firement lost their lives in a warehouse fire. This
piece commemorates these brave young men

BERT'S RACCOON
A Cape Cod tale of one man versus one mammal; some bad language and partial nudity

BOYHOOD SUMMERS
A few reminiscences about happy times in West Falmouth

BUILD THAT FIDDLE!
Tips from the experts - save money and have fun doing it!

CAP McGOFFIN'S EXPLOIT
Never fall asleep on Buzzards Bay!

The DEFINITION OF "CELTIC"
When you visit your local music store or website and you encounter the "Celtic"
section, exactly what are you in for? This will help

EMAIL BUSINESS PROPOSAL
You've received hundreds of these in your in-box and you're not rich yet. What's
up with that?

FIDDLERS YOU NEVER HEARD OF, FOR GOOD REASON (VOL. 1)
A biographical sketch of Tommy "The Brick" McDevitt

The HAUNTING LICENSE
Sometimes spooky is cool, especially if you're an innkeeper

HURRICANE MEMOIR
Some things you never forget!

HYMN TO SAINT PATRICK
When you need an alternative to "Danny Boy" - same tune, new words

IRTRAD postings
Primarily for those who play or are otherwise involved with Irish traditional music.
Whimsy, beauty. satire, irony, sarcasm, recipes, advice to the lovelorn ... it's all here!

The LAST EMPTY SPACE
The chilling future of Cape Cod...and I'll have a jelly stick with that

LEPRECHAUNS
A long short story, or maybe a novelette, or perhaps a  medium-sized canto

MOLLY and the UNICORN
James J. meets Shel S. and punctuation becomes irrelevant

The MOONCUSSER
Meet the last of his breed

The PROJECT
Looked pretty good there for a while...

RAKING IN THE MONEY (ALMOST)
A fantasy of unbearable greed

RECENTLY-INCORPORATED CAPE COD BUSINESSES
... that aren't likely to last too long

The REGULARS PONDER A KELTIC EXPERIENCE
What happens when the all-too-real encounters the all-too-phony

RENEWABLE ENERGY, CAPE COD STYLE
Native ingenuity finds a possible solution to a big problem

The SCRATCH GOLFER'S SONG
A triumph of self-aggrandizement

SEAFOOD MEMOIRS
One tiny segment of a proposed 973-volume autobiography that I will eventually
bestow upon a waiting world (already rated EE for "egotistical ennui")

SHIPS THAT PASS IN THE NIGHT
A tale of lost love

SHOW BUSINESS
Hollywood visits Southie, leaves a trail of broken hearts, moves on

SONGS
Click here to visit the BB song website

THREE WISE MEN of MOYVANE
A Christmas story for those who know and love Irish traditional music and the
people who play it

TOM AND SUSAN'S RESTAURANT
The "singing waiter" syndrome carried to the extremes of absurdity

WALT MULLEN'S HIPPOPOTAMUS
Franz Kafka meets Walt Disney and they take James Joyce to dinner

WELCOME, PARAHUMANS!
Yes, but can any of them play center field?

WEREWOLVES
What do you REALLY know about your neighbors?